|0679,633 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 1:00 pm

owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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son.

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(Source: batfag)

via ruler-of-all-tacos (originally batfag)
|092,617 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:57 pm

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt)

via rayhellavaez (originally hipsteryoghurt)
|0143,084 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:55 pm

jennyatsdcc:

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY

marauderer KAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

(Source: satan-chan)

|0347,145 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:54 pm
via rayhellavaez (originally mockingday)
|0314,342 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:52 pm

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

via rayhellavaez (originally outerspacecake)
#lol
|0338,998 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:52 pm

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

via rayhellavaez (originally outerspacecake)
#lol
|0192,035 notes| Tuesday, Sep 23 at 12:50 pm

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

via emerald-bitch (originally adamnsight)
|045,414 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 9:25 pm

mugglebornshadowhunter:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

^ I never knew this had a noise till I watched this video.

Fuzzy bike horn is a noise

|0415,419 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 9:13 pm

stop-hodoring:

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

This is literally one of the best things on the site

|0230,434 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 5:28 pm

unabating:

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

capitalism strikes again

(Source: chiltons-tum)

via jennstarkid (originally chiltons-tum)
#lol
|02,973 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 2:09 pm

inorheona:

Team Not-Dead ftw

via doctorwho (originally inorheona)
|0154,063 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 2:09 pm

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

via lovingthestrange (originally shubbabang)
#lol
|03,268 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 2:07 pm

sadbreasts:

When u try 2 give birth 2 a cat out of ur ass but the cat keeps squirming

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via dutchster (originally sadbreasts)
#wtf
|0407,978 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 3:33 am

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: samthewilson)

via pokegrumps (originally samthewilson)
#lol
|042,707 notes| Monday, Sep 22 at 3:05 am

tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard